Did Jon Koppenhaver beat up pornstar Christy Mack and live to tweet about it?

“War Machine” aka Jon Koppenhaver is on the loose, suspected of beating his girlfriend Christy Mack into a pulp. And all the while he’s been Tweeting on social media.

So why haven’t the police caught him? Surely Twitter knows the IP address of his recent tweets.

Surely somebody in an internet cafe would have recognized him. He stands out like sore thumb:

Or perhaps he is using his mobile phone, which as everyone knows, cannot be tracked by anyone. (http://nakedsecurity.sophos.com/2013/12/06/nsa-tracking-hundred-of-millions-of-mobile-phone-locations-worldwide/)

We must find Koppenhaver and ask him for his tools of encryption! Or more accurately, is “War Machine” actually Satoshi Nakamoto?

Christy Mack’s testimony on Twitter


source: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BuyVUGpIgAEuE4s.jpg


So here is the story.

In the early morning hours of August 8, 2014, around 2am, Christy Mack was allegedly beaten in her home by a Jon Koppenhaver, known in MMA circles as War Machine.

The story was leaked around 5pm later that day by TMZ. TMZ (trash), in a lazily written piece, making few facts clear:

“According to police, War Machine was involved in a 3-person altercation early Friday morning at their home in Vegas. Two of the combatants sustained severe, but non life threatening injuries … and were taken to a hospital. One of the victims is described as the fighter’s “significant other.”

“When officers arrived on the scene we’re told they determined that War Machine was the “primary suspect” — but police have not been able to find him all day.”

Read post here: http://www.tmz.com/2014/08/08/mma-fighter-war-machine-wanted-suspect-girlfriend-domestic-violence-christie-mack-las-vegas/

Please note in the police account two persons “were taken to a hospital”. We presume by ambulance.

What we can also take from the TMZ article is that the police were unable to find Koppenhaver all day…interesting language considering Koppenhaver, by the time TMZ went to print, was a fugitive on the loose.

A couple of contradictions come up in Christy Mack’s statement. For instance, according to her, Koppenhaver sent her male friend away. She writes:

“Without a single word spoken, he began beating my friend; once he was finished, he sent my friend away and turned his attention to me.”

Apparently, this male friend, at some point, was taken to the hospital. It is unknown where and how. It is also unknown if, considering the beating Mack sustained must have endured at least half an hour but likely longer, if this male would have been able to contact the authorities or if he did. Either way, according to Mack’s statement, it appears this male left the scene of his own free will, and thus had the strength to alert the authorities. He could have saved her from having to forge her own dramatic escape:

“Naked and afraid he would catch me, I kept running through the neighborhood knocking on doors. Finally, one answered and I was brought to the hospital and treated for my injuries.”

Las Vegas Police have commented on the investigation.
They’ve indicated Koppenhaver might be going to San Diego. San Diego Police Department have made no comment on the matter and are apparently not on the look out for Koppenhaver. Las Vegas Police Department (LVPD) has an arrest warrant out for Koppenhaver:

1 count battery resulting in substantial bodily harm
1 count battery by strangulation
2 counts battery with substantial bodily harm
1 count open and gross lewdness
1 count assault with deadly weapon
1 count coercion/threat with force

All the while, Christie writes:

“I would like to thank everyone for their support through this rough time. I am healing fast and well, and I appreciate all of the prayers and visits I have received over the past few days. After many months of fear and pressure to keep this man happy, although I fear for my life, I feel that I can no longer put myself in this situation. The cheating by him nearly every day, and almost weekly abuse is now more than I can stand. There is a $10k reward for the capture of Jonathan Koppenhaver at this time. Please report any information to your local police.”

Thank you.
-Christy Mack”

She also has a fund for her medical expenses. She so far has raised $35,000.

https://www.giveforward.com/fundraiser/qcd5/christy-mack-s-medical-expense-fund

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